Spitney Beers

                                 Height: 5’7’’ Weight: 124 lbs. Cup Size: 36 B 
                 Measurements: 36 – 26 – 37 Place of Birth: Kentwood, Louisiana

Spitney Beers was given her name by Lefty Ballgone after he saw her at a Karaoke music night in Detroit, Michigan. He could not help but notice her stunning resemblance towards the pop singing sensation. When she was drunk after three and a half American beers she lost control and refused to leave the stage and spat beer in the face of the DJ and a number of other singers. Once kicked out she took on a number of other singers in a bare knuckle parking lot brawl. When the cops came she jumped into Lefty’s mini van and then drove to safety. Spitney told Lefty of her desire to become a music star and Lefty told her that naked fighting could help her finance her music career. 
She is a bright bubbly beautiful young girl who is full of energy. But do not be mistaken because she can turn into a total hell-cat when she is provoked. She is a beautiful blonde that wears her hair in pigtails. Partying is a favorite pastime and she gets a lot of her exercise by dancing. Also, engaging in a lot of parking lot brawls after being kicked out of Karaoke nights, she does light weights and yoga. She does have a fondness to beer and often spits it in the face of her challengers to intimidate them. Beer can usually be found in her corner. She has a care free joyful voice and after every speech whether happy or angry she smiles and puts her hand over her mouth and giggles. She often tries to seduce anyone around her by batting her eyelashes. She is fighting for her love of kicking ass and to make money for her singing career. She is very loyal to Lefty for showing her this way of life but secretly wants to find a singer in a successful boy band to help her get into the music business.
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